WELCOME
This will be a website about me and my family, which consists of me, my husband, Alan, my two sons David and Andrew and our cat Don.
David is primarily known for his rapidly expanding waistline, chronic alcoholism and his nickname "girlboy".
Andrew is mostly known for starring in the cult photo series "The 7 deadly chins", taking unexplained 45 minute showers and his inability to keep his shirt on when doing a gig.
Don likes eating, sleeping, fighting and having a nice bath or shower. Weird.
Alan is know to have no faults whatsoever. He also designed this website.
MY HOBBIES
I am a painter, mostly of oils and acrylics, but i have recently started doing more watercolours. Some of my best ones are available for you to look at on the "paintings" page of this website. My other hobbies include Coronation St, Emmerdale, Holby, Lark Rise to Candleford and walking.
FAMILY HOBBIES
All my family are extremely musically talented, especially Alan, (although David and Andrew are OK i suppose....)
Andrew plays the drums and has featured in a few local bands including the dyslexically challenged but fantastic "Stakt Aktors" and the very cool "Dead Poets" who were not named after that shit movie with Mork from Ork in it.
David plays guitar (but not as well as Alan) and also sings. He too was a member of "Dead Poets", but was also part of a much better band called "The Brass Monkeys", who were fantastic live primarily because of this ace bass player they had who held the whole thing together when the others just couldn't keep up with him.....
Alan plays guitar, bass and keyboards and sings. He is also chief roadie because no-one else ever does any work setting shit up. He also does unreal website designs in like, 5 minutes flat. Like this one.